WE ALL HAVE OUR VICE.
WE GET IT.
BUT WHY NOT FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT
GIVE IT UP JUST ONCE PER MONTH FOR A GREAT CAUSE!
COFFEE - $4.15
We heard drinking too much coffee makes you poop your pants.
COCKTAIL - $9.00
That extra drink will NOT make him look any better anyway.
CIGARETTE - $13.75
We just added an hour to your life...You're welcome.
CABLE - $44.99
What are you, your Dad?
TAKE OUT - $24.00
When was the last time you made Grandma's secret recipe? You're killing her.
MEMBERSHIP - $99.00
That membership you're NOT using anyway...gym, magazine, sausage of the month club, porn subscription.